Ohmai.

Well, my USB optical drive came yesterday. Amazon always delivers nice and quick. But I MIGHT have to return it.
Despite the fact that it's supposed to read DVDs, it doesn't. On the page it says it doesn't, but all of information that came with it, and the box even, say it does. That's not entirely the issue. If it doesn't read the game, which I suspect it will not, I'll have to return it.

This game better work. Or I'll go all Hulk or something.