I SEE YOUR EUROBARGE MY FRIENDS...



Source: Comedy Central



I absolutely love Ugly Americans. I cannot get enough of it. But I'm almost afraid of it being cancelled, for some reason. Great humor, fluid animation, unique premise, and colorful characters are what makes for an amazing show, and this has all four. Oh, and not to mention the violence. Violence doesn't hurt it.

But I wish the theme song was Eurobarge by the Vandals.

FRENZY! BASARA!

Sengoku Basara 3, labled as Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes in English releases, is a hack-and-slash adventure game about feudal Japanese warriors fighting each other to unite Japan under one leader. Some fight for good, while, obviously, some fight for evil.

Most of the characters have epic, but impractical, weapons, including a giant anchor and a giant ball-and-chain attached to wooden handcuffs. I'm new to hack-and-slash, so I'm not to sure of how this ranks against others in the genre, but among all other games I've played, I'd say it ranks just below Final Fantasy 8.

There's a plethora of amazing unlockable characters, making the repetition of the game less of a hassle.

The only thing wrong, besides the repetitive courses, would be the noticably terrible lip syncing. But I think it gives it a nostalgic feel, reminding me of old kung-fu movies.

I give it a 9 out of 10, since the only real flaw is, once again, the repetition.

Again Nitrome?

Once again, they release a terrible game. When are the beauties I fell in love with?

Their new game, Sky Serpents is a game about flying snakes, in case that wasn't obvious. Also, you're a viking with a dagger and a sword, so it sounds awesome. But it's not. It's just not.

Change? I Hate Change.

I really do. Hate change, that is. But nevertheless, I've been trying a new technique in Photoshop. It's a small change, in the way I highlight things. But it's got a nice effect. And It's not hard, considering I figured out how to do it without looking it up. Once again, I'd show it off, but I can't get PB here.

I Require Cash

I needed some cash, so I tried to do commissions again. But no one wants to buy anything. Sure, I'm rusty, but I can still draw way better than you.

See?

 

Sleepy. Sleepier. Sleepierer.

I fell asleep at 2:40 AM last night. And I've been out of it all day. I think I'm worse off than I normally would be, considering I'm also sick. It's a terrible feeling, and I'm not sick enough to stay home.

Wow, That Was Fast

On Sunday, I ordered the laptop from Amazon. And it came on Monday night. I've never had ANYTHING come that quickly, so I was surprised as hell. I've already started to draw some things, and I'd love to show them off, but I can't access Photobucket on the schools computer.

ALL GONE?!

Source:  Amazon.com

The laptop I wanted is no longer available. But I found another one, which is pretty good, too. Doesn't look that great, but it's way better than nothing. I'm finally getting a freakin' laptop. Again, I need to stress the fact the the Droid may be awesome, but using it as a PC is insanely impractical.

So. Slow.

The last three weeks have been going by slower than a snail pulling 10-ton weights. I think it's the lack of a computer that's doing that. At least with a computer, I'm seriously distracted, so time flys.

Nitrome, I Hate You

Nitrome finally got some new games. And they suck. Terribly. I wish they'd release a good game again.
Temple Glider actually pissed me off, by the way.

I'll Need Another Controller

Oh, guess what. More Sunshine posts. I broke one of my controllers because of Mario Sunshine. I'm down to one. But I must say, the Gamecube controllers last longer than Playstation controllers. And a shard got some distance. I think it was about 20 feet away from the location where it shattered.

Yes, It's Another One

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Yes, I'm posting about Super Mario Sunshine. Again. I beat my cousins game last night. And I have to say, I seriously hate the boating system in the game. I must have wasted 30 lives on that one section, so I'm lucky that there were two lives each time I played, before the evil boating part.



Also, I managed to cancel my order. I've never been so happy to have a processing delay in my life. You've redeemed yourself, Gamestop.

Ragefase

I'm a little pissed at Gamestop. I tried to cancel my order, since I already almost finished my cousins game. But the system is apparently down. So now I'm wasting $23 for something I don't want.

Damn it Gamestop, you owe me money.

Liars

GameStop lied. The email they sent me said it would take less than 24 hours to confirm the order, but it's almost been 48 hours. I REQUIRE MY MARIO GAME. Like, right now.

Animu is My Friend

I've been watching Funimation On Demand a lot recently, mostly since my old favorite, Case Closed, is on there. But I'm expanded, and now I'm watching Claymore, Monster, Baccano, and a few others. And I figured I could check to see what was in the paid section, and I watched a free episode of an anime called Eden of the East. And I loved it. Surprisingly, I actually paid for all ten of the other episodes, and if they put the movies up, I'll pay for them, too.

Who am I? I don't pay for things...

IT'SA ME, MAAARIO

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My cousin went out and bought Super Mario Sunshine last night. It was one of three Gamecube games I was gonna get, but I kinda forgot to order it before. So last night, I ordered it off of Game Stop. It IS a pretty sweet game, right?

And since I already got Twilight Princess, I'm down to Luigi's Mansion now.

QUESTION MARK.

There are a lot of offbeat things I want. Like a Unicycle. And a Banjo. And Lederhosen, a JTHM comic, a duct tape wallet, a pet monkey, and a lifetime supply of Monster and Jack Links Beef Jerky.

Does that make me weird?

I AM That Lazy

I want to see a movie. In the movie theater. I never want to. So I guess I should go before I get to lazy to even get up long enough to sit down in the movies...

But I have no idea of what I want to see... Any suggestions?

Oh, I Do Love A Good Holiday

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I love Halloween, and October. I have a costume in mind already. In fact, it's almost completed. but I mostly love how Comedy Central plays Shaun of the Dead, my favorite "Horror" movie. It's my anual tradition to watch it.

Although, I'm sad that it's only going to play once. At least, that's what I hear...

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I need an xbox 360. I'm thinking about buying one just for Fable 2 and 3. But mostly Fable 3. I saw the intro movie on G4 On Demand, and fell in love with it. Someone buy me both the game and the system? Pretty, pretty please?