Awesome?

I got bored. So last night, I coded up a quick page.
It's kinda awesome. But needs some work.
Link withheld for now.

And probably forever.

Dood. Finally.

My drive came on Saturday. It does work. Danke Gott. So I installed it. Worked like a charm. Instantly perfect. Except, I couldn't go outside. I could move into any room inside a building. But then I tried to leave, and BAM. Crash. So I was practically pulling my hair out, and finally, I got it working. Took FOREVER. Damn.

And then the controller wouldn't work. So I took forever to map it.

ANYWAY.
I got it working.
Fun hax.

Hot.

A while ago, I posted a picture of a mystery game on Nitrome. Well, recently, they released a video demo on Youtube.



In case you can't read anything I haven't written myself, which is common, the game is called Steamlands.
Looks interesting.

Hurp.

Good Times... Good Times...

A social network I'm on has released some Anime to watch, which was much like their failed Cinema feature. Except I think that this one isn't connected to the network.

Anyway, they put up an amazing movie called Dead Leaves, an anime movie I saw when SyFy had a less stupid name. It was trippy as hell, a combination of FLCL and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, which makes sense, since Gurren Lagann and Dead Leaves were directed by the same guy, whom worked with the director of FLCL on a different show. Gainax is amazing, by the way.

ANYWAY, since I'm so lazy, I'll just copypasta a summery.

"Retro and Pandy, two unlikely renegades, awaken naked on Earth with no recollection of their past, but with superior physical abilities. After embarking on a brief but devastating crime spree for food, clothing and transportation in downtown Tokyo, they are captured by authorities and sent to the infamous prison called Dead Leaves, on the half destroyed moon.
Once incarcerated, they orchestrate a mass prison break and discover the secret work being carried out at the facility. Over the course of the film, it is discovered that Pandy and Retro were spies working at the facility and the crazed warden is trying to get revenge on Pandy by recreating a deranged fairy tale she remembers from her childhood.
In the finale, Pandy has Retro's child, who comes out with twin machine guns and blows the warden away. A giant caterpillar (part of the demented fairy tale) begins consuming the station until the mutant baby sacrifices himself so that his two parents can live. The film ends with Pandy and Retro crashing in the middle of Earth's dystopian metropolis in their escape pod, crushing a previously-victimized bystander."

Also, preview.


Ah, memories.

OH, by the way.
I BEAT THE GODDAMN POKEMON LEAGUE LAST NIGHT.
It was a major pain.

Ohmai.

Well, my USB optical drive came yesterday. Amazon always delivers nice and quick. But I MIGHT have to return it.
Despite the fact that it's supposed to read DVDs, it doesn't. On the page it says it doesn't, but all of information that came with it, and the box even, say it does. That's not entirely the issue. If it doesn't read the game, which I suspect it will not, I'll have to return it.

This game better work. Or I'll go all Hulk or something.

A Good Weekend, I Must Say

I'd have to say that my weekend was quite good.
First, on Saturday, I found some Warheads. I have been seriously searching for them for years. And I found them. My lovelies.
Later that day, I watched Paul. Amazing.
Then on Sunday, it was 70s Movie Day. I watched Return of the Dragon and Dirty Harry for the first time. Great movies.

Oh, I also got a USB controller for my computer. And I ordered TES4 for the PC, along with an external Optical Drive. Because my computer doesn't have one. For some reason.

Good times... good times.

NAI TROME.

Nitrome has a new game out, Chisel 2. So far so good, I suppose.
In the first one, you play as a robot, with a drill on its head. In this one, you play as the same robot. With a spring upgrade. Apparently.

 

Adorable little beast, no?

So yeah. He drills through planetoids, for some reason. Never really read the in-game words. For some reason.

Relevevevancy.

My, oh my, I think I need to post about something that matters. You know, like something that isn't just stuff from the top of my head. Something thought out.
That's kinda hard, though. I MEAN, I ROLL WITH THE FLOW, MAN. THAT'S HOW I DO THINGS. MY WAY. UHN.

Take it or leave it.
For realsies.

No Moar Waiting Please.

I'm sick of waiting for games. Of course, it was only one game, but I waited long enough for that one that I can't stand waiting for anything else.

November 11th should be the day ES5: Skyrim comes out. If they don't push it back. They probably won't considering the fact that dates like 11.11.11 tend to be a good day to release something. Nice and simple. Maybe symbolic?

ANYWAY. I don't want to wait... nine months. I think.

I DID STUFF MAYBE.

I stayed up late last night. Or early. Depends on how you look at it. I feel asleep at like 4 in the morn. I was listening to some music, and suddenly wanted to watch some Miyazaki movies. So I pulled up Porco Rosso. And then a Lupin 3rd movie. Go find it yourself.
I'm to tired. Jerk.

HORRIBLE

I'm loving ES: Oblivion. Absolutely. It's like if Fable was an FPS with bad graphics. But the quality of the rest of the game more than makes up for the sub-par imagery.
It's a vast land littered with beautiful ruins and caves and giant flaming hell-portals to, well, hell. I hate those things. They have plants that try to strangle me and absolutely stationary rocks that hurt me on contact. For some reason.

But with those aside, the rest is just amazing. Wunderbar, ja?

Love At First Fight.

Leave it to me to skip school and end up getting Pokemon Black for free. And also snacks and ice cream, and an awesome new fedora. But mostly Pokemon.
I fell in love instantly. It's beautiful. Truly a work of art. Assuming the artist was a cross of Pablo Picasso and Andy Warhol. Lovely.
I haven't really started it, due to my current addiction of Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.
So yeah.

Watchao!

I happen to get bored easily. And I also get distracted easily.

I was in the middle of class, when, out of boredom, I pulled out some papers and started to draw. I have the bad habit of drawing eyes before anything else. When I do that, my face becomes severely disproportionate. I hate that. So, rather than get myself frustrated and try to draw a face, I drew a box around the eye. Nice and simple. But, again, out of sheer boredom, I took it up a step. I wrote a creepy caption. One-upping myself, I continued with it. Now I have a small crumpled scroll with a metal fastening, with an eye and the words "We are watching you. ALWAYS." written on it.

I should totally toss it into someones locker.

MWAHAHAHA

It's just one of those days. Theft, profanity... pseudo-pyrokinesis. No, really. I'm addicted to Monster, so I have a constant supply of it in my room. I was going to pick some up tomorrow, actually. I had three cans when I went to sleep, but when I woke up, I had one can remaining. I instantly knew who it was, of course. So I proceeded to shout expletives toward my ceiling. As I was shouting, the exposed wires behind me started to pop and spark, almost like small explosions. It nearly gave me a heart attack, but, taking advantage of a rare opportunity, I began laughing like a mad man. So either that was a wonderfully timed coincidence, or I can make crap explode with my mind. Take your pick.

Ole.

I made an arts. It's pretty. Chances of showing it off are low. But if I complete it, I'll try and upload it. You know you wanna see it. Hold on. It's coming. I swear. Maybe.

Mystery in a Calzone

I watched Conan for the first time last night. Loved it. Perfect. Not really much to say.



I do know I'm gonna watch it again. Or, at least, I hope.

so i herd u liek zebkips

So, my hypothtical reader, I have a question. Why do you hate me? I love you. Usually. I usually love you. And you know that. So why must you abandon me like this? You cruel beast, you. I'm crying. You can't see it, but I'm crying. Well, actually, no one can see it, since I'm crying on the inside. BUT THAT'S STILL CRYING.

In other news, Polkamanz B&W comes out on Sunday. Care to purchase me a copy? You know you want to.

polkamanz black plz. kthx

Glarp.

I lack inspiriation. Rather, I lack motivation, which leads to a lack of inspiration. I want to do something, one of my offball projects, but I just can't do it. I get a small idea on occasion, but it's like drawing an outline of a masterpiece. If I could only manage to fill in the blanks, it'd be amazing. But in it's current state, it's rather bland.

On top of that, my minda is all over the place. It's horrible, really. I like elegant and clean and pretty. Not vulgar and grungy and hideous. It sucks, it really does.