Ich Liebe Dich, Deutschland

I'm not too great at learning languages, but I've always wanted to be bilingual. I tried Spanish, but it was too much of a pain. Then I tried learning Japanese, but I'm too much of a nerd as it is. And, sadly, Pig Latin doesn't count. So now I'm trying a language that shares part of it's dictionary with my native language, English. Wish me luck, mein Freunds.